Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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