Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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