Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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