I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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