This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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