So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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