Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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