I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
bring money and cleavage
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No subtext here. People are naked.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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