My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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