last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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