their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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