I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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