Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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