if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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