watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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