I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
