No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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