just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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