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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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