If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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