i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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