if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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