is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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