Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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