i barfeds in our rink
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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