He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
