So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It's just like the Real World with babies
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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