Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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