Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
40s are totally the cure
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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