Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I am spending my child support on dildos
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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