I like to think it a success when the cops are called
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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