Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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