so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
