There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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