question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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