He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
