how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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