I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Green mimosas i think yes
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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