the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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