im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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