Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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