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Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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