Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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