What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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