Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You're like the curious george of whores
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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