high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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