I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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