Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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