i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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