She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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