I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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