Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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