I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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