So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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